RadiKS is an American Delivery as a Service provider allowing users to book Kouriers to move packages across cities "At the Speed of Rad!". It is based in San Francisco with operations in approximately 19,502 cities across the United States.

RadiKS is a Delivery as a Service provider allowing customers to book Kouriers to move packages across cities at a discounted rate. Customers can book a Kourier through the RadiKS website or mobile app. Once booked, the Kourier will pick up the package and deliver it to the specified address. Our Kouriers, while young, are very reliable and will make sure your package is delivered on time and in one piece. When you choose RadiKS you can expect

• On-time pick up and delivery
• Discounted rates
• A hassle-free experience

RadiKS for kouriers.

RadiKS also provides an opportunity for kouriers to become independent contractors. Kouriers can sign up on the RadiKS website or mobile app to start receiving delivery requests from customers. Kouriers are paid per delivery and can choose to accept or decline delivery requests. In the event of a delivery request being bounced from Kourier to Kourier without any takers due to, for example, the delivery address being in a high-risk zone such as the Burbclaves please be advised that you as a Kourier have a responsibility to: show up for the delivery, don't put the package in danger and to get the package to the customer in a timely fashion.

NOTICE ABOUT SAFETY:

RadiKS contractors implement a sophisticated mobility system to beat the traffic: A RadiKS provided Slide-board and a poon-gun. The slide-board and poon-gun work together to

• launch the kourier over top of the traffic,
• and then the poon-gun is used to bounce the kourier from car to car until they reach their destination.

Kouriers must be highly trained and skilled in order to safely use this system.

In the event of a serious accident

• RadiKS has a no-fault policy, and
• kouriers are not covered by RadiKS insurance.

DON'T BE STUPID:

Kouriers are encouraged to purchase their own insurance. Accidents happen, and RadiKS is here to be your friend in the all too common case of an uninsured accident. With that said, we are not your parents.

• We will not pay your medical bills,
• or replace your lost wages,
• or new phone,
• or anything else.

Again, please get insurance.

FAQ:

• Q: What is a "Road Oopsie"?
• A: A Road Oopsie is what happens when a fatality occurs during the speedy delivery of your package. Sometimes this is the Kourier, and sometimes these are innocent pedestrians.

• Q: What happens if my Kourier gets into a "Road Oopsie"?
• A: If your Kourier gets into a "Road Oopsie", your package will be delivered to you by the next available Kourier. Insurance does not cover Road Oopsies.

• Q: Do I need to tip my Kourier?
• A: Tipping is not required, but appreciated.

• Q: What is the "Kourier Code of Honor"?
• A: The Kourier Code of Honor is a set of guidelines that all Kouriers are expected to follow. These guidelines include but are not limited to: being courteous to customers, obeying all traffic laws, and being honest about delivery times.

• Q: What is the "RadiKS Radical Car-Kourier Collision Response Guidelines for Kouriers"?
• A: The "RadiKS Radical Car-Kourier Collision Response Guidelines for Kouriers" is a set of guidelines that Kouriers are expected to follow in the event of a collision while using the RadiKS Slide-board and Poon-gun system. These guidelines include but are not limited to: assessing the damage to the vehicle, notifying the police, and exchanging insurance information with the driver of the other vehicle. Remember: They can't hit you if you're not there! So always keep moving!

• Q: I am having a problem with my delivery, who do I contact?
• A: You can contact RadiKS customer service at 1-800-555-1212.

• Q: What do I do if I hit a Kourier with my Car
• A: Again, we are not your parents. We will not pay your medical bills, or replace your lost wages, or new phone, or anything else. Please see our "RadiKS Radical Car-Kourier Collision Response Guidelines for Kouriers" for more information.

• Q: Does RadiKS actually exist?
• A: No, it came from Snow Crash. This is a meme.