All of a suddeen, Suzanne Somers walked through the door,
which suprised Harry Hibbs to no degree, as he had been
told by Tom Jones that Suzanne Somers only shopped
at Parson's Market on Saturdays.
"Holy crap!" murmured Tina Turner, "This town's busting
out in superstars!"
"Verily," agreed Harcourt Lane, but no-one paid attention
because he wasn't in the least famous.